dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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