i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
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almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
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In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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