two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
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Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
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It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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