There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize