I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
foreskin is a definite game changer
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
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Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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