called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
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I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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