but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
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i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
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Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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