I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
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Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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