sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
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I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
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I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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