Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
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I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
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yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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