Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
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im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
I'm both gender and math confused
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