She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
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I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
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I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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