I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
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He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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