My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
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Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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