He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
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I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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