But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
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Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
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It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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