when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
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halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
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All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
this hospital has no fireball
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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