What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
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I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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