You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
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Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize