stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
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I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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