There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
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my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
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Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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