but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
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Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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