doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Randomize