The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
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Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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