Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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