it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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