she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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