Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
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