Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
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i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
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I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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