The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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