Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
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I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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