ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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