You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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