school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
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I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
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