Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
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I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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