DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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