capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
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Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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