Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then my night got REAL pukey
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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