Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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