I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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