you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
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