I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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