AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
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sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
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