He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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