I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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