Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
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Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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