Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
He uses pillows to masturbate.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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