Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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