I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
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