i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
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I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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